Joan Collins was forced into the queen’s office, got gassed, and now loves her some ant servitude. All while still looking Joan Collinsy.
Monkey Productions, LLC
Monkey Ltd is an independent production company in Cincinnati, OH, led by Tyler Meyer and Dennis Meyer. Our films include BADNESS: Live and Not Plugged In, The Spooky House, The Projection Booth, Beast of the Woods, and Night of the Invisible Man. All of these films kick ass.
We are currently in post-production on our first feature, The Legend of Grassman. Follow our exploits here or on our production blog at:
thelegendofgrassman.com
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Tyler:And I don't have an IPhone. That right there makes me a shitty Future Jesus. Seems like he'd have one of those.
Dennis:He was a carpenter. He'd totally own a BlackBerry. It's like the Grail thing: Choose wisely.
Tyler:Not when he was Jesusing. If you're going to be an effective Future Messiah, you need the right tools.
Dennis:You didn't read the bible at all, did you? Jesus was all about the little guy; the whores, the children, the leppers and dead people. He would have had a BlackBerry. And probably an older one at that. But he totally would have been able to make friends on Facebook with it, and tweet the Beatitudes with. Hell, he'd be multiplying fish in Farmville!
Tyler:Have you seen a bible? Of course I haven't read one. I barely got through the Chronicles of Narnia. I think you're getting Future Jesus confused with Regular Jesus. The whole point of being Future Jesus is that he could make use of our advanced technology to spread The Word. How you gonna spread the word with an old Blackberry?
Dennis:He could and would. He would not be a Apple douche. That's the Future Pharisees. He would charge through and Apple Store like it was an old school temple, trash that shit, and then tweet about it on his BlackBerry, with a bonus picture on Flickr. Taken with his 2.5 megapixel phone camera. That's you! But, you should save that energy and use it to finish the movie.
Hoping to get some writing done this weekend. I got a movie in my head that needs to get out.
Hell yeah! @levarburton on Community. Missed this the first time. Funny shit.
There need to be more hours in a day. Who do I talk to to make that happen?
Listening to SiriusXM’s Backspin while working on the script. Who knows what interesting horror could be inspired by Naughty By Nature…
Now it’s Wreckx-N-Efect… hope I don’t wind up laying down mad rhymes by mistake. Unless it turns out I’m a better rapper than writer…
Trying to get some writing done before I get some sleep. #someofusdontgettogotocons
Shot horrifying scene involving death and trees this weekend with actress Jessica Cameron. She was great to work… http://fb.me/P37gfQYH
Shooting day. http://ow.ly/i/etYK
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Zapp & Roger - “More Bounce to the Ounce” (Live, 1989)
Bummed I never got to skate to this song with an insanely hot black lady in a halter top and Dolphin shorts.
